This list was found inside a Target, once you go through the first doors but before you go through the second set. It’s on a small piece of yellow lined paper, something I have many pads of because you can buy them in bulk. It contains only a few items, so let’s see what each one of them says about who this could be from.
1) Earrings – This means the list most likely belongs to a female and the earrings are for her. Sure, someone could be buying them for someone else, but you know, I strongly feel that men do not make lists such as this. This is also a potential hint to our author being single, as to want to look nice to perhaps meet a special someone.
2) Printer Ink – Everyone pretty much has a computer and a printer, so this does neither no harm nor good.
3) Catfood – This person owns a cat. More single females own cats than single males, I’m guessing.
4) Receipt book – I’m not even sure what this is, but obviously this person isn’t very organized and is trying to get organized with their spending.
5) Calendar – Single guys usually only own calendars if they are given to them for free.
6) Bank of America – She’s going to the bank with her receipt book and calendar to manage her money. Hey, maybe the earrings are to make a good impression.
7) Fax to Discover – Obvious dispute with a credit card company, in terms of her making a payment and them not crediting it to her account so she has to send them proof. It happens more often than you’d think.
Thus I conclude that this is a single woman, who owns at least one cat, has some trouble keeping track of their money and is probably in their late 20’s or early 30’s, as it seems more like they aren’t going to stay single forever but rather just haven’t settled down yet, which is okay because they’re young.
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